The rules:

1. Post all the rules.
2. When tagged, you must write eight things about yourself.
3. You must post these eight things in your journal.
4. You must then tag eight other friends/people.
5. Finally, leave a message on each of their pages letting them know they've been tagged.

Hmmm... 8 things. Thats harder than it sounds.

1. Doorofperception comes from a poem by William Blake called 'The Marriage of Heaven and Hell'- 'When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly are, infinite'. Also ripped off by the band The Doors

2. I recently moved to Prague six months and now I'm working there as an English teacher

3. I'm also writing a novel called The New Bohemians

4. I consume books like a fiend, I eat very little; appetite is sustenance enough

5. I struggle to pay my rent every month. I don't have a penny to my name. I am the happiest man alive.

6. In my free time I become a warrior of the night; I steal fire from the Gods, I poison myself keeping only their quintessence, I strangle the wind, I piss on morals.

7. I deliberately hallucinate to give the middle finger to reality and to play practical jokes on madness. I can make walls turn to jelly, I can see atoms revolve around each other. I can make forms contrort and twist, and I can summon prismic shades at will: In this sense I am a superhero.

8. I believe that charity is the key to life and all of the above is true, that is for those that still believe in truth.